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1. If you could uninvent one thing in the world so that it would no longer exist, what would you choose? Pantyhose, wtf?
2. Do you find it easy to ask for help? If I need it.
3. If you lived a hundred years ago, what job would you have had? Head mistress at a brothel. Don’t laugh, you know it true.
4. What are some of the most persistent and challenging obstacles in your everyday life? Keeping up with where Kenny might end up as he is out in a car. He is totally directionally challenged and I usually get calls a couple times a week for directions.
2. Do you find it easy to ask for help? If I need it.
3. If you lived a hundred years ago, what job would you have had? Head mistress at a brothel. Don’t laugh, you know it true.
4. What are some of the most persistent and challenging obstacles in your everyday life? Keeping up with where Kenny might end up as he is out in a car. He is totally directionally challenged and I usually get calls a couple times a week for directions.
5. If you met your clone, someone with your exact personality traits, likes and dislikes, etc. Would you want to be friends with him/her? Omg, yes. I love me.
6. What is your biggest challenge in life right now? Not making out with a donut.
6. What is your biggest challenge in life right now? Not making out with a donut.
7. If you had to be famous for something, what would you choose? For being the most fabulous organizing bitch ever.
8. What surprises you most about your life so far? That Terri thinks it never really gets better, cause it can’t go on like that forever. This too shall pass.
8. What surprises you most about your life so far? That Terri thinks it never really gets better, cause it can’t go on like that forever. This too shall pass.
9. How would people who knew you in high school describe you? Funny as hell.
10. What’s your favorite meal of the day, and why? Lunch cause I get to argue with Billie.
11. What is the one thing you would really regret not doing at some point in your life? Going to Hawaii.
12. If you had to, how would you describe yourself in a personal ad? Big hot girl looking for next husband.
13. What is the one thing that you “know for sure”? That the minute you think every is fine, something totally fucked up will happen to you. So don’t get comfortable.
14. When is the last time you got lost and what happened? I don’t get lost. I’m a woman.
15. Have you planned your funeral and/or written your will? No. And that’s just stupid cause I’m sure there are some people would like to kill me.
10. What’s your favorite meal of the day, and why? Lunch cause I get to argue with Billie.
11. What is the one thing you would really regret not doing at some point in your life? Going to Hawaii.
12. If you had to, how would you describe yourself in a personal ad? Big hot girl looking for next husband.
13. What is the one thing that you “know for sure”? That the minute you think every is fine, something totally fucked up will happen to you. So don’t get comfortable.
14. When is the last time you got lost and what happened? I don’t get lost. I’m a woman.
15. Have you planned your funeral and/or written your will? No. And that’s just stupid cause I’m sure there are some people would like to kill me.
16. Do you carry an umbrella when rain is forecast or do you just risk it? No, never have an umbrella with me; I’m not sugar so I won’t melt.
17. How bad is traffic in your town? In the 80s it was great here you could jog across town in five minutes, but now it’s grown so fast that you have to pack a cooler just to get to the other side of town during rush hour. Fuck little town traffic.
18. What is your most despised household chore? All of them.
19. Pick out the most important item in your wallet/purse and tell why it’s important to you. My make up bag. The world isn’t ready for me without make up.
20. What was your first car? 1983 Toyota Tercel, baby blue with a moon roof.
21. When listening to music, do you tend to focus more on the lyrics or the melody?
Depends on the song really.
17. How bad is traffic in your town? In the 80s it was great here you could jog across town in five minutes, but now it’s grown so fast that you have to pack a cooler just to get to the other side of town during rush hour. Fuck little town traffic.
18. What is your most despised household chore? All of them.
19. Pick out the most important item in your wallet/purse and tell why it’s important to you. My make up bag. The world isn’t ready for me without make up.
20. What was your first car? 1983 Toyota Tercel, baby blue with a moon roof.
21. When listening to music, do you tend to focus more on the lyrics or the melody?
Depends on the song really.
22. If you had to pick a theme song to sum up your life right now, what would it be? Joy and Pain by Rob Base
23. What celebrity crushes did you have when you were growing up? Donny and Shaun.
24. What cartoon character best describes you? Tigger
25. Complete this statement: “I recommend…..” taking regular trips to the beach.
26. How do you learn best? Hands on Baby.
27. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? Touch
28. What says summer to you? Bitch, get go to the pool.
29. What’s your favorite food item in your refrigerator right now? Strawberries.
30. What one item in your kitchen best describes your personality? A clear tea jar filled with shells.
31. What is the best thing about the city in which you currently live? That old school Franklin people wave at you and transplant bitches don’t. That way you can tell the folks that really belong here.
32. What do you love most about yourself? It’s a toss up between my personality and my hair.
33. Is it easier for you to forgive or forget? Neither. But I’m working on both. I do live by ‘screw me once, shame on me, screw me twice, you’ll end up dead in the woods somewhere’.
34. Do you believe people can change? No.
24. What cartoon character best describes you? Tigger
25. Complete this statement: “I recommend…..” taking regular trips to the beach.
26. How do you learn best? Hands on Baby.
27. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? Touch
28. What says summer to you? Bitch, get go to the pool.
29. What’s your favorite food item in your refrigerator right now? Strawberries.
30. What one item in your kitchen best describes your personality? A clear tea jar filled with shells.
31. What is the best thing about the city in which you currently live? That old school Franklin people wave at you and transplant bitches don’t. That way you can tell the folks that really belong here.
32. What do you love most about yourself? It’s a toss up between my personality and my hair.
33. Is it easier for you to forgive or forget? Neither. But I’m working on both. I do live by ‘screw me once, shame on me, screw me twice, you’ll end up dead in the woods somewhere’.
34. Do you believe people can change? No.
35. Have you ever attended a high school or college reunion? What was it like? Ten year and it was so long ago I don’t even remember anything other than the hottest guy in school was in the corner crying over his wife leaving him.
36. Do you keep in regular contact with anyone from high school and/or college? I do until they say something totally fucked up and out of no where and then they gone.
37. What new course would you like to see added to the nation’s school curriculum? Checkbook balancing, paying bills, and/or Taking care of yourself financially.
36. Do you keep in regular contact with anyone from high school and/or college? I do until they say something totally fucked up and out of no where and then they gone.
37. What new course would you like to see added to the nation’s school curriculum? Checkbook balancing, paying bills, and/or Taking care of yourself financially.
38. Where is your favorite place to sit when at home? On my bed.
39. If you could spend a year in perfect happiness but afterward remember nothing of the experience, would you do it? No, memories are great escape from the norm.
39. If you could spend a year in perfect happiness but afterward remember nothing of the experience, would you do it? No, memories are great escape from the norm.
40. If your house was burning and you only had time to rescue three non living things, what would they be? My 2 carat ring, all 7 ginormous scrapbooks, and all 10 of my new off the shoulder tops.
41. What or who encourages the child in you to come out and play? Chandler and Kenny.
42. What flavor of ice cream best describes your personality? Strawberry.
41. What or who encourages the child in you to come out and play? Chandler and Kenny.
42. What flavor of ice cream best describes your personality? Strawberry.
43. Which of the seven dwarf’s best personifies you? Happy.
44. If you had to describe your disposition with meteorological terms, what would a typical forecast be like? Sunny with a chance of severe thunderstorms if needed.
45. What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? Fruit Loops
44. If you had to describe your disposition with meteorological terms, what would a typical forecast be like? Sunny with a chance of severe thunderstorms if needed.
45. What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? Fruit Loops
.46. What do you think is the biggest waste of time? Meetings. My workplace is the most meeting having place I’ve ever been. And as soon as the damn thing starts I get sleepy…..everytime.
47. Complete this statement: “If I knew then what I know now, I….” would gone away to college.
49. Do you generally take the high road or the low road? Some of both, mostly high but no one ever notices when I do that.
50. If you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be? Afternoon Delight. Fucking hate that song.
49. Do you generally take the high road or the low road? Some of both, mostly high but no one ever notices when I do that.
50. If you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be? Afternoon Delight. Fucking hate that song.
7 comments:
A little trivia... The song title Afternoon Delight was taken from the menu at Clyde's, a restaurant that's famous here in DC.
Honey! - #40 - you forgot to save your PC!
You do quite a few meme's over here - but I never fail to learn something new with each one: "Sunny with a chance of severe thunderstorms". Yeah never would have guessed that one.
XOXOBC
amen to 37....some are just plain funny and scarey....
You "B"... enjoy your beach vacay this week. I'm pea green with envy! Make it better than your last visit!
Why aren't you blogging while you're there?
I love that pic...its too cute! Oh, and you better watch that sugar free shit! I cannot tell you how many diabetics in my family have suffered the consequences!
I just realized my last comment was supposed to go on your other post. DUH! Anyway, I had to steal this meme thing and put it on my blog!
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