Big Cute Beach Girl

** my stepson is awesome - not only is he cute, but he is totally handsome in his football uniform. and can i just say that this was my first high school football game since 1982, i learned that i can't stand to be around dumb, screaming, teenagers. and that black leggings with white daisy duke shorts worn over them is the new thing. wtf? i thought the first girl just had really bad taste but then i counted 37 other girls with the exact outfit on. oh and i actually saw not one, but two naked babies out in the damn rain, one had a wash rag on his head. so I'm sure than helped keep him dry.

** my child can get to the very end of a sixty dollar video game in a day and a half. - learned a very valuable lesson, to not actually purchase the stupid game just rent it and save myself 55.00 dollars.

** that Ronald McDonald is on crack. - course with what he charges for food he certainly can afford that habit. Friday night after the game the manager of the one in my stepsons small town hadn't taken into account that every redneck at said game would show up at 10.30 pm to eat and she couldn't be bothered to move quickly must less pick up her feet so she was making a shwooooshing sound with her big fat feet. she must have won that damn job. then Saturday night the boy taking my order couldn't explain why they charge 5.90 for two fries. yeah, two twenty piece nuggets was ten, then he added 5.90 which i thought was two fries and two drinks. but no, he added another 2.00 dollars for two drinks. when i ask why two fries was 5.90 he suddenly became a stuttertard. i freaking hate McDonald's.

** Walgreen's can suck it. - the same damn one i had a run in with last week was closed today because as the sign they hung in the drive thru window read, 'we don't have a pharmacist on duty'. what? are you kidding me? i will be emailing corporate about this location first thing in the morning course that is if my husband doesn't spazz out and kill all of us in our sleep cause he couldn't pick up his mood medicine. some bitches.

** movie popcorn is the only reason to go to the movies. - we went to see 'Jennifer's body' this afternoon and i know that popcorn isn't on my low carb diet but i couldn't resist movie popcorn. i even in my head was all, 'well it's good carbs cause corn is totally good for you.' whatever, I'll have to do way better the rest of this week.