New neighbors and Walgreens,,.,
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First, I’m sitting in my living room watching yesterday watching ‘mission: organization’ when I hear a big boom noise. Yep, I get up and look out the window to find new neighbors moving it. At first glance, it is a little short Mexican man, a tall ill shapened white woman, and a gothic, skinny jean wearing, mascara and black nail polish wearing teenage boy. Wtf? Yeah, my mother feels that Satan’s spawn has moved in next door and from this point forward as she puts it, ‘this place will be locked up tighter than Dick’s hatband.’ What? Who’s Dick? And what’s a hatband?
I went over to meet them in person and the parental units seem fine, but Satantard sat just inside the door and never spoke a word, he probably plotting how he can kill and cut up my fat ass all by himself. The parents inform me that they have five children. Really? I’ll be calling ya’ll the Brady/Clampetts family. I’ll keep you informed on that development.
Second, the pharmacist down at the Walgreen’s is right before getting a bitch slap from big momma. Okay? So the school nurse calls me to tell me that she is out of Chan man’s medicine and that she doesn’t even have one for that day. What? Way to keep a bitch parent inform nurse whore.
Luckily I had a prescription in my purse for said medicine. So off to the Walgreen’s I go, I went inside with the intent to wait on it. But after being told it was gonna be a thirty minutes I opted to run by the house and wait. Now I had to be at work at noon, I dropped off the prescription at 10:15, I came back at 11:05. So I gave them 40 minutes to get the shit done.
I pull up to the drive thru and ching, ching, china girl comes to the window:
Chingy: May I hep you?
Me: I’m here to pick up a prescription that I dropped off an hour ago.
Chingy: Hold peas.
Now I sit there for over five minutes watching her type on the computer, like she’s really doing something. Then she starts shuffling through some papers. And I’m all, ‘oh shit, if they haven’t done this shit I’m gonna come unglued. Now believe it or not, bitch never came back to the window but she did walk back and forth in front of it about a bazillion times. Then a sister comes to the window:
Sista: Have you been helped?
Me: Well Chingy was trying to help me but all she’s done is tell me to hold on and then go running back and forth in front of the window.
Sista: I’m sorry, let me see what I can do. (Fake types on computer.) Um, our pharmacist has been spread really thin due to all of the flu shots being given. I’ll have it in a minute.
Me: Great! I’m gonna be late for work.
Sista: Sorry.
I’m not lying when I tell you that I fucking sat there for 40 minutes waiting on my damn prescription. At some point, I cut the car off and then the heat set in. Then sista come back to the window:
Sista: Again I’m really sorry. She’s with the last patient now.
Me: Omg, you’ve got to be kidding me right now! When you say thirty minutes, you need to have the shit ready in thirty minutes. I’m gonna be fucking late for work right now from sitting here and waiting on you people to do your jobs!
Sista: I know, I’m sorry. But she’s been giving flu shots…..
Me: Okay, I don’t give a rats ass about someone’s flu shot. I needed my prescription ready at eleven. Is the prescription even filled yet?
Sista: Well she has to approve all of the prescription orders before they go out.
Me: Is the damn pills in a bottle at least?!
Sista: The prescription has been ready all this time; we’ve just been waiting on her to approve them.
Me: This is ridiculous! Please, I’m begging you to get my shit ready.
Now mind you, I actually sat for over twenty of the minutes watching said pharmacist fake type on the fake computer. She wasn’t giving flu shots or filling orders; she was standing there in front of a computer…..typing. What?
I notice they had their store hours and phone number in the window, so now I pick up my cell and call the store manager to see if this is normal. If he says yes, I swear I’ll go in there and light a fire under someone’s actual ass.
Luckily right before he came to the phone, Sista puts my med bag in the little drawer and waves…..that’s right, she didn’t want to hear me bitch anymore.
So I’ll be adding Walgreen’s to my list of dumbshit companies to not frequent. Good God October 15th cannot get here fast enough,,,,,,I'll be sitting my fat ass on the closest beach.
I went over to meet them in person and the parental units seem fine, but Satantard sat just inside the door and never spoke a word, he probably plotting how he can kill and cut up my fat ass all by himself. The parents inform me that they have five children. Really? I’ll be calling ya’ll the Brady/Clampetts family. I’ll keep you informed on that development.
Second, the pharmacist down at the Walgreen’s is right before getting a bitch slap from big momma. Okay? So the school nurse calls me to tell me that she is out of Chan man’s medicine and that she doesn’t even have one for that day. What? Way to keep a bitch parent inform nurse whore.
Luckily I had a prescription in my purse for said medicine. So off to the Walgreen’s I go, I went inside with the intent to wait on it. But after being told it was gonna be a thirty minutes I opted to run by the house and wait. Now I had to be at work at noon, I dropped off the prescription at 10:15, I came back at 11:05. So I gave them 40 minutes to get the shit done.
I pull up to the drive thru and ching, ching, china girl comes to the window:
Chingy: May I hep you?
Me: I’m here to pick up a prescription that I dropped off an hour ago.
Chingy: Hold peas.
Now I sit there for over five minutes watching her type on the computer, like she’s really doing something. Then she starts shuffling through some papers. And I’m all, ‘oh shit, if they haven’t done this shit I’m gonna come unglued. Now believe it or not, bitch never came back to the window but she did walk back and forth in front of it about a bazillion times. Then a sister comes to the window:
Sista: Have you been helped?
Me: Well Chingy was trying to help me but all she’s done is tell me to hold on and then go running back and forth in front of the window.
Sista: I’m sorry, let me see what I can do. (Fake types on computer.) Um, our pharmacist has been spread really thin due to all of the flu shots being given. I’ll have it in a minute.
Me: Great! I’m gonna be late for work.
Sista: Sorry.
I’m not lying when I tell you that I fucking sat there for 40 minutes waiting on my damn prescription. At some point, I cut the car off and then the heat set in. Then sista come back to the window:
Sista: Again I’m really sorry. She’s with the last patient now.
Me: Omg, you’ve got to be kidding me right now! When you say thirty minutes, you need to have the shit ready in thirty minutes. I’m gonna be fucking late for work right now from sitting here and waiting on you people to do your jobs!
Sista: I know, I’m sorry. But she’s been giving flu shots…..
Me: Okay, I don’t give a rats ass about someone’s flu shot. I needed my prescription ready at eleven. Is the prescription even filled yet?
Sista: Well she has to approve all of the prescription orders before they go out.
Me: Is the damn pills in a bottle at least?!
Sista: The prescription has been ready all this time; we’ve just been waiting on her to approve them.
Me: This is ridiculous! Please, I’m begging you to get my shit ready.
Now mind you, I actually sat for over twenty of the minutes watching said pharmacist fake type on the fake computer. She wasn’t giving flu shots or filling orders; she was standing there in front of a computer…..typing. What?
I notice they had their store hours and phone number in the window, so now I pick up my cell and call the store manager to see if this is normal. If he says yes, I swear I’ll go in there and light a fire under someone’s actual ass.
Luckily right before he came to the phone, Sista puts my med bag in the little drawer and waves…..that’s right, she didn’t want to hear me bitch anymore.
So I’ll be adding Walgreen’s to my list of dumbshit companies to not frequent. Good God October 15th cannot get here fast enough,,,,,,I'll be sitting my fat ass on the closest beach.
1 comments:
My Grandparents used to use the "Dicks Hatband" saying. LMAO!! They must have tards working at your Walgreens. The one close to where I live is fine. The one by my Moms house is just like you described.You will have to keep us posted on the satantard neighbor!
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