luke is the man....
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okay, the love of my life, i mean dude from 'more to love' is down to three big girls to become his wife. first, i could totally do without the recap at the beginning of the show not just cause it sucks time out of my life but because i watch this shit religiously so i already know how many bitches you made out with last week. the other people who have not kept up shouldn't get to see a recap. recaps are for bitches.
second, i got a glimpse of his feet tonight and he sort of has flintstone feet. yeah, his big toe is totally resembling a GE lightbulb. and yes, i've had to kick some people to the curb for having unattractive feet. i'm shallow, i can't help it.
he's got all of these girls in hawaii, and i think he's just toying with them now cause i called the girl he was gonna pick on the first stinking show when these girls were getting out of the limo. he is gonna pick malissa cause she's blond with huge boobs and she has the cutest personality. if he picks one of the other two, i might have to email him with a few choice words.
i also had a run in and had to throw yet another bitch fit at walgreens today, but i'm tired and i'll have to tell it tomorrow.....love ya'll.
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this is one of your stalkers. I am really sorry I didn't get to meet you while I was in Nashville but I did make Kerrie take me to the mall and get some Gigi's cupcakes. I am hooked! Maybe next time I will get to meet you if I don't have a meltdown on the road and have to call Kerrie to mapquest me out of the lost and found section of Chattanooga! I guess it's time to invest in a TomTom to avoid that one. Keep writing, you make my day more interesting!
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