Big Cute Beach Girl

Charlene, this is my short bus hair that I actually wore all day on Sunday, even went to the damn Walmart like this and by the way I have two of these puffy pony things, one for each side of my head, but when I took the photo from the front you couldn't really see both of them....now onto some useless info about me.

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair, armpits, sissy…..sorry, got carried away.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I don’t own anything with a hood attached, just another of my fashion no-nos for big girls. I don’t need any extra weight added to my man neck.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hell to the yeah, I would.

4. Do you plan outfits? No. I do have a butt load of black and white Capri’s, so I just have to pick one of my many tops to match. Another way to keep your life simple.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Sleepy, it’s early in the morning.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? My sansa, cause I played it so much this weekend that the battery died and I have to recharge on my computer.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I’m not sure but it had Kirk Cameron in it due to the fact that the last show I watched that night was The Duggers and dude just happened to be on it. Yes, I’m a freak.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Not yet, it’s still early.

9. What are you craving right now? A Gigi’s cupcake and just so you know, that carving never goes away.

10. Do you floss? Sometimes with the little stick thingies.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? My grandmother standing in front of the stove cooking that smelly shit.

12. Are you emotional? Like an open nerve ending.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? If I did I was drunk and on the balcony at the beach with Terri. She and I do lots of dumb shit when we’re tanked.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? It it’s on a cone lick, if it’s in a bowl bite. Damn, now I feel sort of dirty for the lick word.

15. Do you like your hair? I loved it till I got a wild hair up my ass a couple of weeks ago and cut 4 inches off. Never do that again.

16. Do you like yourself? Sometimes.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? If Patrick Dempsey went too.

18. What are you listening to right now? The noise of my fan.

19. Are your parents strict? My parents were great, I thought they were strict back in the day, but now I know that I had a great childhood with little rules. Actually I think my dad gave me just enough rope to hang myself a few times.

20. Would you go sky diving? Fuck no.

21. Do you like cottage cheese? No. I don’t even have anything nice to say about it.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Larry Gatlin and he was a Jackass. And the dark haired girl, Karen from Little Big Town in the nail salon but she was fabulously nice. Reba McEntire in the ladies room of a local nightclub and she splashed freaking water all over me.

23. Do you rent movies often? From Redbox. Who can resist a 1.00 a day rental.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? A couple of my scrapbook layouts that are hanging on the wall.

25. How many countries have you visited? The one I’m in now.

26. Have you made a prank phone call? In my teens I lived for that shit.

27. Ever been on a train? No.

28. Brown or white eggs? Either, I’m an egg bitch.

29.Do you have a cell-phone? It’s like an extra arm.

30. Do you use Chap Stick? No, but Joni uses enough for about 20 people.

31. Do you own a gun? Yes, but I don’t like to look at it.

32. Can you use chop sticks? Yes, just one of the many talents I learned in high school.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Our cute little family.

34. Are you too forgiving? Oh my Lord, no. I can carry a grudge till dooms day or until you drop off the face of the earth. However, my momma says that if you don’t forgive, then you won’t be forgiven. Good plan.

35. Ever been in love? Yes and some people never get the chance to really fall in love. I consider myself very lucky in that sense. I've had the 'slow, smooth, lifetime love' and the 'no air, sloppy, soul mate, butterfly in your stomach' love. Both are great

36. Who is your BFF? Joni and Terrie. Shit, I’m lucky in BFFs too.

37. Ever have cream puffs? I don’t know, but if their loaded with sugar I’ll give them a try.

38. Last time you cried? I can’t remember. That’s a first.

39. What was the last question you asked? 'are you hungry?'

40. Favorite time of the year? Summer.

41. Do you have any tattoos? Oh yeah, Ivy vine and Angel wings.

42. Are you sarcastic? Oh, no. Not at all.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Freaking fabulous movie.

44. Ever walked into a wall? While intoxicated, yes. I’ve walked into a lot of things.

45. Favorite color? Pink.

46. Have you ever slapped someone? No. Never been in a fight in my life. But I’m ready in case the opportunity comes up.

47. Is your hair curly? No, my brothers got the great curly hair, I got stick straight hair.

49. Do looks matter? Yes, I’m shallow.

51. Is your phone bill sky high? No, not really. It’s pretty much the same every month.

52. Do you like your life right now? I’m disappointed in my body what with the facial surgery and I think a Breathe Right strip broke my face out this weekend, it’s like I have great facial skin until I hit 45. Now it’s a free for all.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? No. Just a sound machine and a fan.

54. Can you handle the truth? Yes. Sometimes the truth is more fun.

55. Do you have good vision? No.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? No. But there are a couple at work I could do without.

57. How often do you talk on the phone? Not as much as most woman. Joni and I do have an afternoon talk pretty much everyday.

58. The last person you held hands with? Chandler.

59. What are you wearing? Black Capri’s, a super cute baby doll top, and black flip flops.

60. What is your favorite animal? Cats.

61. Where was your default picture taken? At the beach.

62. Can you hula hoop? God no, and I tried this weekend in front of Chandler and his little girlfriend. They laughed hysterically.

63. Do you have a job? Yes and one that I love.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought? A damn Hooptie Caravan.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes, my niece and her friends were having a boy/girl party at my house for her 13th birthday and she wanted me to stay out of sight. So me and my girlfriend crawled out the window and perched ourselves in the trees behind my house to watch them through the sliding glass door. At one point, I have to climb back in cause some boy was pulling his pants down to show everyone his Tommy Hilfiger boxers. He went home shortly there after.