Big Cute Beach Girl

** Chandler is in a new school this year and he went to first of many birthday parties this year. Can I just say that this child's Mommy lacked just plain and simple social skills. There is no way she is from what I like to call 'old Franklin' cause I know her mother would have brought her up a with a couple of manners. She answered the phone on Saturday at one o'clock in the afternoon like a cracked out stripper who just got home from a long nights work. I actually ask if I woker her up, she was all, "Naw, I guess I should be up by now." I had to resist the urge to ask who was watching her children. None of I business is what kept going off in my head. Her house and her appearance weren't much better, but Chandler wanted to stay at the little Indian boys party. I came back after two hours and was ask if he could stay as the father had to run out and get candles. Um, Crackhead bitch, next year come down off the pole a couple of hours early and actually be prepared for your child's party. Get your priorities straight girl. Geez.

** I freaking love, love, love my job with the exception of three people, I'm totally crushing on all of the others. Let me just tell you that it would be no love lose to anyone in there if these three left to explore bigger and better things. All three have shitty attitudes and two of em mumble under their breath about everything that goes on in the room. Girls, can't we just all get along. People with crappy attitudes just get stuck in my craw.....okay?

** Joni and I have locked down our condo rentals for fall vacation. First I got me a killer deal on a two bedroom at killer resort and then I called a owner that I've rented from before and got Joni an even better deal at the same resort. I can't wait for October. Four days and five nights of beach time. I think I should become a travel agent instead of doing payroll. Where do I sign up to be an agent?

** I'm sitting here wondering what the fuck happened between third grade and fourth grade with the homework bullshit. Third grade was a freaking breeze, and now two weeks into fourth grade and the stupid math homework is four pages long. I know that tiny fat girl teacher does not want me up her ass this early in the school year, But damn B, their in the fourth grade not medical school, one page of each subject should get the job done without sending my child into a stressed out episode.

** Omg, I almost forgot the best part, my momma bought me a damn scrap booking Cricut machine for Christmas. It came today and she let me open it to play for a little bit. I swear to you I came a little when my first paper doll came out all cute. For those of you who have no idea what a Cricut does, it's a machine that has different cartridges you can purchase with different things it can cut out for you.....like alphabets, paper dolls, shapes, and it even cuts the vinyl sticker things you can decorate your home with. Joni has a giant toothbrush in her bathroom that says, 'you don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep' my machine can do that without having to pay the man 19.99 for it. Love this machine and my momma.....