Big Cute Beach Girl

Before you laugh, this was the summer of 1981 and headbands were totally in then and so was wearing a wife beater over your bikini. I swear I'm not sure where the white teeth went but I do still have this exact hairstyle, funny how shit comes back around. Huh? And my face must not have grown into my face by then.

** The damn headliner in my Mexican hooptie van started to come down beside the passengers door. I'm sorry but I had to get on Craigslist to find a headliner dude to come to our house to replace the damn thing. I call it a Mexican Hooptie, but it really doesn't look like one and I'd like to keep it that way. Now that's 130.00 more dollars that thing has cost me over what I paid for it from the one eared dude. But I came home today and it looks all shiny and new. I love it.

** Chandler started the fourth grade at a school that he's never attended before but I did in the fifth grade. So weird walking into the same building I was learning in at 12 years old. He has a plus size shorty for a teacher but she is so sweet. I just hope she can handle my child's personality, he is me trapped in a ten year old body.

** I tried to hook VOD up with the little older dude that fixed my van, but after she invited him into the house for a beverage and some adult conversation, he mentioned a girlfriend. He called me tonight to tell me that he left some type of sharp ass tool in the back of my van, when I called him back to tell him I found it I said, "dude, you didn't have to leave something behind just to come back over to see my mom, you could have just ask for her number." Mother was mortified but Greg was all, "I'm old fashioned like that."

** I broke down and cleaned out four empty offices in my department this morning. I've been there since October and these offices have been abandoned by the ghosts of employees past and all their creepy old staplers, stress balls, and dead plants. I was filthy and sweaty by eight this morning, but my OCD was in check once again.

** I bribed Travis, who is on my team at work into processing my manual checks again with the promise that I'd buy him some Gigi's cupcakes on Friday. I freaking hate the manual check process but I don't mind bribing someone else to do them for me. Who doesn't love a good cupcake.

** I haven't spend a dime on scrap crap this week, and this is a giant accomplishment for me cause lately I've been buying a boat load of embellishments., Never mind the paper, inks, or albums......I'm a embellishment whore.

** Billie was in the back seat of the Hooptie van when we past an Ethiopian restaurant, she was all, "That's an Ethiopian restaurant? I didn't think those people ate." Yep, I fell out. Some of the stuff that comes out of her mouth cracks my shit up,

** Angelia and I were totally crushing on our twenty year old waiter at Logans today. He looked to be about twelve, I felt all dirty and pedophileish when we left. He was hhhhoooottttt!

** I started using moisturizer at night. Yeah, I've never used any products on my face before other than washing it in the shower. That is until I had to have a giant knob removed from my cheek earlier this year, now I'm all trying to take better care of my skin. Hope it's not too late.

** I've decided to only eat salads for lunch from this point forward. I'm not a giant salad fan, but I'm really tired of being all bloated when we get back from lunch each day. So I figure this has to be a lot healthier for me and I might shed a couple pounds by doing it. I'll let you know how long I can hold out.

** Tomorrow afternoon I'm headed to the mall to have my hair highlight touch up, I always love coming out of there all blond and cute. Note to self, have her wax Billy D Williams stash off to.