Big Cute Beach Girl

Friday night I swear we were in the bed at nine pm. Hold back people, we're are totally party animals.

Saturday morning, we went yard saleing only to find that no one in Frankvegas had one damn thing that we would want. Chandler and I went to the mall at around ten to get my highlights done. He only went to see me get my moustache waxed for some reason Chandler just loves to see me in pain, he really likes it when I scream out, "Kelly Clarkson!"

Then I went for my nails and toes which I love to do, I guess that's a total girl thing.

Oh, I almost forgot that I had to throw a big girl bitch fit in the bank before my hair appointment. Long story short, I reported my check card lost last Saturday, then ten minutes after I ordered a new one, I found mine in my damn makeup compartment of my purse. Any hoo, they sent me a new one, I called to activate it, then tried to use it at the ATM only to be told that my old code was incorrect. WTF?

I waited till they opened at nine and barreled into the bank, then after standing in one line, I was told that I would have to have an officer reset my password. After waiting behind three people who were wanting God knows what, I was told that I'd need to go into an empty office to call customer service because due to the incorrect code being put in, I had to call to let them know it was me. What? I'm standing right here looking at you bitch, you call and tell em I'm me.

The hold time for the call was gonna be eight minutes so I said a few choice words to the bank officer lady and told her that I had an appointment and would have to come back if the person on the phone couldn't help me. When the girl finally answered the phone and after she called me sir twice. I had to speak up, "Okay, first I'm a girl not a sir. And second I need my password reset for the damn check card I got in the mail yesterday." She told me that she would be glad to reset it and it would take five to seven business days to get.

Listen to me very carefully, I scream, "The fuck it will take that long! I need to use the fucker right now! I'm not getting off this phone until you get my shit reset. This is ridiculous. Send somebody a card and then don't send a damn code with it. What? Am I just supposed to guess what the fuck it is?" I know, I would have hung up on me too. But she didn't she just transferred me to the second person of the five I spoke with that morning. The last girl, I was all, "Thanks for nothing." She made sure to tell me to have a good day.

I didn't need to use the card that day but do you know what it's like to have to use cash for everything? Geez, it's sucks. And I feel pretty naked without a checkcard.

Saturday night we went to see 'the perfect getaway' and can I just say, go see this movie it was great and had a great twist that we didn't see coming. It was fabulous.

Sunday I got up and just wanted to spend the day reorganizing my scrapbook room, but Kenny and VOD got me hook on the fourth season of 'hell's kitchen'. First I hate Gordon Ramsey, he is an ass that can't seem to speak one nice word to anyone and he can't complete a sentence without ending it with, 'piss off.' The whole season was on, back to back, so I sat there all damn day today watching this crap. Damn it, if it's not a Lifetime movie it's a stupid reality show. I didn't accomplish one good thing today other than munching on granola, which my mom warns me is good for me which might mean I won't be addicted to it for long......