Big Cute Beach Girl

Okay, I've been watching the big girl version of the bachelor. I love it, but if I have to listen to one more of these giant bitches cry about how they never had a date and they were always the last one picked for some shit. I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit at one point.

I have already picked my girl, I think he is gonna pick Malissa, she's blond with huge boobs and she is very sweet. Then theres the cougar woman who is 37 and big dude is 27. Then theres the tattle tale girl with the horrible attitude named Lauren, he needs to kick this bitch to the curb tonight. Theres one girl that has cried for the entire first two shows I actually found myself yelling at the TV, "please shut the fuck up with the crying! You're making my ears bleed."

Of course, now we're having a suck ass storm and all the lights just went out, but my baby computer is still kicking ass. Omg, cable is out and I may not be able to see who he kicks off tonight. And can I just say that one one of the group dates the girls had on swimsuits, and why didn't these girls friends and family tell them to always pick a damn suit with a skirt to hide your fat. Next week their all going to prom with Luke, I can't wait.....love it.

I'm making VOD watch it with me, but it's killing her cause she just thinks that all men want to do is stick somebody, so she doesn't believe that a man could really love a bitch. It's fun to watch her hate on a show so badly.