Big Cute Beach Girl

I've been sucking lately where blogging is concerned. I'm not sure if it's cause I don't have the time due to scrapping, I don't have a lot to say anymore, or cause all the bitches that read me don't comment. So sometimes I figure why bother. VOD feels the same damn way about Facebook she was all up one Sunday morning cleaning the kitchen at the butt crack cause she had laid in the bed all night being pissed off cause no one ever talks to her or comments back on Facebook. My suggestion was to block everyone that doesn't talk to her but she felt like like they wouldn't care if she did that. Okay? Who cares block they ass anyway.
So before I get on with my list I should tell you that Chandler got his first cell phone on Saturday and he started the fourth grade today. Course I forgot to tell them that he goes by Chandler when registering him this year and they put his first name on his locker which he was totally excited about having even though it had a dorky name on it. I hate that he's growing up so fast cause I already miss him being 2 years old and a sweetheart. Now you're lucky if you get a hug and a kiss.
Oh and last night how about little dude has come into my bedroom at 12:45 am all telling me that he can't go to sleep and can he get in the bed with us. Um, I think I remember instilling in my child ever since he could talk that we never wake Mommie unless you are bleeding or the house is on fire. Kind of goes right a long with don't call my house past 8:00 pm unless someone is dead. Yeah, evidently he forgot who he was dealing with, I ended up trying to squish my fat ass into his full size with him and his kazillion animal pillows, you haven't live until you've slept holding a giant fluffy frog and giant between your legs.
Needless to say, that I hardly got any sleep after that shit took place......he better not come into my room tonight cause I've already warned Kenny that he was gonna get booted to Chandlers bed and little man would be getting in my bed. Poor Kenny.
Now onto my Thirteen Thursday list.......

** What is the sexiest part of the body? I’d say the eyes and the smile.
** If you owned your own restaurant, what would you call it? I’d have a cupcake business, double the icing on each, and call it Bite me Gigi.
** If you kissed a frog, who would you like it to turn into? Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson, or Patrick Dempsey.
** Where is your ideal place/location to have a wedding? Durrrrr, the beach. My next wedding will most definitely be on a beach.
** Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? I’ve found recently that it really is every man for himself’. I used to run to my Dad but clearly it’s time to move on.
** If you were to name the difference between the male soul and the female soul, what would it be? The difference is that the male soul has a dick that they view as their best friend and believe me it always get in the way. The woman soul wants a man to sweep her off her feet and to love her forever.
** If you were stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what would you draw on it? Naked stick people performing lude acts.
** What would you take from your house if you knew it would be flooded tomorrow?All my scrapbooks which weigh a shit ton.
** What is one item in your house that you should really throw out but probably never will? My old prom dresses, but in my defense I did make pillows out of the bodice part and they are totally cute. I have three, white, lavender, and dark green.
** List three foods you can’t stand: seafood, meatloaf, and squash.
** What's the wackiest belief you held as a child? That you could get pregnant from kissing.
** If you could change the custom of shaking hands, what would you replace it with? Hugging.
** How do you feel about public displays of affection? As long as nipple or a ball aren't showing then it’s all good.