Big Cute Beach Girl

Yep, I had my friend Billie at work drink my scrap booking kool-aid and come to my house yesterday for a scrap booking tutorial. She did great but soon after I gave her the pointer to not use a freakin butt gob load of adhesive on your pages, I went to pull something up for her and this bitch had done taken adhesive and just roll it all the way across a 12 inch page. I could have killed her. Okay? Adhesive is not inexpensive by any means and we were using my scrap crap. All in all we had a great time and yes I don't have any makeup on this photo so I'm a little concerned that I'm posting it on the Internet.

Joni also came over last night to have me set her up on Facebook. I didn't even think there was anyone that didn't have one of those. While I was on there updating her, a boy I used to babysit hit me up on instant message. He hadn't uploaded a photo yet, so he just had that creepy dude blue head that make you seem a lot like a serial killer. I promptly told him to please upload a photo as not to creep me out. I have to tell you that Joni has like 25698523 friends and she spent the next two hours adding friends to her page. I didn't get in the bed till 11:30 due to her networking and if you know me that's almost unheard of for me.

Kenny and I went to see 'The Naked Truth' and can I just say that it was hysterical and very true. Dudes are visual creatures and the only good way to keep one interested for life is to make out with his ding dong every once in a while. Whatever, not me. I don't do that to Kenny and he's still around. The movie is great for a laugh and it is absolutely worth the money.

Chandler got his fingernails and his toenails trimmed by a little girl at 'Hank the nail dudes' shop today and he is hooked for life. He was all sitting up in the chair just grinning and admiring his sweet toes. Very funny.

Oh, and Joni I know you didn't want me to blog about this but I'm sorry Boo you know I have to.....so we get in her car to go pick up dinner last night and I was gonna drive due to the fact that she makes me more nervous than a hooker in church when she drives around Frankvegas. As I turned the car on she was all, "You have to just put your seat belt on for a split second so that they think you're gonna wear it, then you can take it off." Blink, blink, blink......I was all, "Who's they?" She came back with, "The car people. It will ding at you if you don't just click it for a second to make them think you're gonna wear it." Then we both busted out laughing......I did indeed fool the 'car people' by clicking it, then taking it off......Omg, good weekend people, good weekend.