Big Cute Beach Girl

Couple of things today, first when did McDonald decided that I wanted to spend my child's college fund on a fucking meal deal? Yeah, a number 12 with a small shake as the drink is 6.99. I turned to Chandler and said, "Just so you know, you will never order this shit again. I just went to Wendys and got three burgers, one fry, and one chili for 5.95 to feed three of us. I'm paying a whole dollar more than that on ten nuggets, one fry, and a small shake to feed just you? Not gonna happen again. You're ten and you will have a happy meal from this point forward." Geez, McDonalds has gone a little McStupid on their McOutrageous Mcfucking prices. God please keep me from crawling out this window and into the drive thru window to shove this 7.00 dollars down this girls throat. I think I'll give them a Walmart bag with 700 pennies in it if there ever is a next time. Count those bitches.

And second, I paid 2.00 dollars for a Nintendo 64 at a garage sale on Saturday. That was for the system, one controller, and four games. As soon as I got in the door with it, my stepson is all, "Omg, you should totally go get Super Smash Brothers for this, is so fun!" Now the only place that's even close to Frankvegas is a place in downtown Nashville, so here we go at 8:00 pm Saturday night to the Great Escape. And no, it's not actually a great escape. It's a dive where they give you a quarter for your preowned DVD and then they resell it for 10.00 making a 9.75 dollar profit. Ass jockeys.

I called first to make sure that they had the games for that ancient system, and the boy is all, "Oh yeah, we got four boxes full of em and they start at 2.00." Omg, I nearly shot a wad at that news. But 26 seconds in the door dried me right up, when I took a look in the box, spotted the game Kris wanted, turned it over and eyeballed the price of 24.99. Whaaaattttttt thhheeeee fucccccckkkkkk! Are they kidding right now?

That totally goes against everything I believe in, I spent 2.00 on the system and then 48.00 for two games and another controller. Kris was all, "Please I never ask for anything." Oh really, then can I take it off yo mommas 400.00 child support payment next week? I think he's not quite gasping the fact that we help support that 15 year old, eating you out of house and home, child. I've never seen anyone who can eat like this teenage boy. She's gonna have to start sending some food with him on his weekends.

So after I had a mini coronary in the store I finally handed over my check card even though it went against my religion to do so.

My next beach vacation isn't until October but I'm not sure I'm gonna make it till then without killing somebody that works either in a store or a fast food restaurant.

But on the upside I've been talking to my cousin Cindy who is apparently married to a filthy rent man that never works and owns a house on the beach in Texas, so we have a killer 6 bedroom house to stay in for free that sits smack dab on the damn beach. Now I'm starting to wonder why I haven't been talking to her all my life. She tried to tell me about the 600 acres in the upper part of Mississippi that they have a cabin on and that they rent out to hunters. Okay, I didn't hear anything past cabin, blah, blah, blah, hunters, blah, blah, blah......um, Cindy I don't do any activities that involve outdoors and or a gun, but thanks.