Big Cute Beach Girl

This is a photo of me at my wedding reception, I think Kenny might have been trying to get my garter off with his teeth, but it tickled and I couldn't stop laughing....here we go.

** Do you have any unusual collections? I only collect seashells now. I have some really cool ones.

** Do you screen your phone calls? Not so much, I do not answer ‘restricted’ calls.

** Do you talk to yourself? Yes. I don’t think I’m quite as funny as everyone else does though.

** If I was a car, I'd be: a pink Hummer. (No pun intended.)

** If I was a drink, I'd be: a pink pantie pull down, sweet with a edge. (Again, no pun intended.)

** If I was emotion, I'd be: happy.

** If you were a Survivor contestant, what would be your luxury item? My MP3 player. I can escape to anywhere just by listening to the right song.

** Can we truly love someone who loves another? Sure. It sucks asses,but it can be done.

** What's your most treasured piece of jewelry? Why? All three of my Pandora bracelets cause it has charms to represent everyone in my life. Crap, I’m a Hallmark card.

** Are you a window person or an aisle person? Why? Window, so I can see the ground the plane will go crashing to.

** If you had to marry someone that you presently know unromantically, and spend the rest of your life as their spouse, who would you choose? Joni. What? You didn’t say it had to be a man.

** What is the most important thing in any relationship? Being able to tolerate being in their presence for long periods of time.

** Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.What do you talk about? Omg, I’m speechless. I got nothing. It's not easy to stump me, but I'm at a lose for words right now. Damn it, I hate when that happens.