Big Cute Beach Girl

Okay first, for my birthday my mom sent about 75 big square photo negatives that I've been holding since my childhood, to California to have them developed for me. So we get them back in a week or so later and while filing from them we find this photo. I'm all "Who are 'Children of the Corn' kids?" To which my mom annouces that she's never seen these kids before in her life. It's the third on from the right that has my attention, she is all looking at the camera dude like, "Yeah, I'm the chick from The Exorcist and I'm fixin to spew pea soup on you, then my head is gonna spin around right before I kill you with my creepy Satan stare." Then again the shadow of the person taking the photo that's plastered all over their chests looks sort of like the Devil himself with a beak and a weird turkey haircut. Maybe these are his babies, but how did they get into my photos? Awkward.

** I'm gonna start on Chasity Bono, why the hell would she want to lose that beautiful name?! And I'm not totally sure but I think she is wanting the surgery to turn her hoohoo into a wiener. Um, Chase (as you want to be called.) you a big girl, the first think you need to do is get yo momma to pay for gastric bypass and some hair extensions cause believe me, you'd get a lot more bitches to play with your new wiener if you were a little bit smaller with longer hair. Right now you resemble a small car with a buzz cut.
** Next I've been watching this new show called, "Obsessed" on A&E. These people that they have put on this show are tore up. I've only seen a couple of them so far and let me run down the list for you. One guy was a germaphobic who's house only housed white things, no rugs and or blankets, one girl was still tripping over her daddy dying in a car wreck, the hospital made the mistake of giving her the cut up bloody clothes he was wearing when he died and she couldn't stop putting them on her body.....I know, ewwww. Then the second show had a bitch that was creeped out over her mom's hands, if the mom was in her presence she had to have her hands folded together, the girl also couldn't stand for the mother to touch her or anything else lightly, nor could she deal with the mom making a 'k' sound....like using the words, walk, park, clean, close. Oh yeah, she's a nut job. And lastly this pudgy Mexican girl was just sitting in the library one day when she suddenly started to look around at the other people in there while thinking, 'any one of them could kill me at any moment.' These thoughts consumed her not to mention that fact that when she was in a car and a pedestrian walked in front of her she had to resist the urge to step on the gas and run the person down. I mean there's not been one person on this show that I didn't want to just walk up to, slap them across the face, and scream, 'KNOCK IT OFF!' Good TV though.
** A new girl started at work last Monday and can I just say that I'm totally crushing on her, no in a sexual way mind you but she is the bomb. Her name is Angelia and we have a buttload of crap in common so I look forward to getting to know her. Now I just have to find a way to get her to drink my scrapbooking and yard saleing Kool Aid she'd be what I call the total package.
** My child just might not make it to see his 10th birthday which is next week cause he has parked a Winnebago on my last damn fat girl nerve and he refuses to back off. Kenny and I were trying to watch 'ET' with him on Sunday and he was playing his DS while attempting to watch the movie, but then out of no where he just starts singing about somebodys front porch and sitting on it and eating watermelon.......it went on for a couple of minutes before I had to scream at him and point out to him that he doesn't pull that crap with VOD when their alone together, but as soon as I walk in the door he turns into a spazz. So Chandler, "KNOCK IT OFF!" before I have to beat your tiny ass.

** I was bored the other night while sitting in bed playing on my mini laptop when I decided to go check out the men for men section of Craigslist. Can I just say that men are creepy dirty people who just want someone to look at their junk. I would say that 80 percent of the ads had a photo of some mans twig and two berries. Why ya'll got to be taking photos of your shit? No one want to see it, well except the serial killer that will enviably come to meet you and who will cut your junk off to place in his freezer for a future meal.......As luck would have it, the woman for woman didn't have any photos cause woman don't like to post pictures of their wooyahs all over the Internet. Men are gross.