He dating a Road dog....
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So my nephew who is about 24 years old and who can't seem to hold down a job unless he needs money to buy weed. Yeah, I know right? So sad.
So, I found out today that he is now dating a 36 year old road dog woman who lives in the town trailer park.....I knew this was a big problem for his step mom Stephanie and my brother Jerome so I thought I'd call Stephanie at work today just to scare the bejesus out of her.....
She works at my orthopedic surgeon office and you should know that normally I have a sort of manly deep voice, but for this call I put on my best and most southern girl voice, even when I starting talking vulgar.
Steph: Frankvegas Orthopedics, can I help you?
Me: Yes, is Stephanie Martin in?
Steph: This is she.
Me: Mrs Martin, I'm a deputy at the sheriffs department and we have a Marshall Martin down here.
Steph: What!
Me: Yes, ma'am, we brought him in due to a domestic violence call we got this morning and when the officers got there he become really aggressive and violent. So we had no other choice but to arrest him.
Steph: On the domestic violence thing?
Me: Oh no ma'am as it turns out he wasn't beating her, he was just fucking her.
Steph: (blink, blink.) He was doing WHAT!?
Me: Oh yes ma'am, he was fucking her.
Steph: (blink, blink. Now at this point I couldn't hold it back anymore I freaking busted out laughing to the point I might have peed a little in Tanya's car seat.) Who is this!?
Me: It's Tina. Omg, girl you should have heard yourself when you ask me what they were doing,,,,,,,Bah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Steph: That is no funny at all. I mean it's not one bit funny. I was about to cuss your ass out for calling me at work and talking in that fashion. And all I kept thinking was, 'this will just kill Jerome'.
Me: Well, you can relax Marshall hasn't actually hit rock bottom yet. But I'm sure it's coming.
Omg, it was hysterical. I mean this girl lives to play jokes on others and she's just mad that I got one over on her. I love my live and my damn family......their great.
3 comments:
let's just hope she doesn't try to get you back.
your family needs a 1 hour time slot on TLC or MTV or VH1 or one of them channels with 3 letters.
xoxox
Hey Chicky! I have a new blog now!
Have you stopped blogging?
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