Big Cute Beach Girl

** What is the last song that was stuck in your head and how did you get rid of it? Hoedown throw down, damn that Miley Cyrus.

** Imagine you're packing a picnic lunch. What would be in your basket? Bologna sandwiches, Cheese Puffs, and Ding Dongs. Don’t say it.

** What's the best summer job you ever had? At 16, I babysat for these two boys; their mom let me drive her Peugeot all over town. I took them to the local country club swimming pool everyday. And I made 100.00 dollars a week doing it, in 1980 that was a lot of money for a teenager. Love that job.

** If you promised to never lie again in your lifetime, in what area would it be hardest to uphold the promise? The area where some ask, "do you like my new haircut?" or "do these pants make me look fat?" I would have to resist the urge to scream, "bitch yes, they make you look fat cause you are fat. All of your pants make you look fat."

** Would you rather be a pirate or a prince/princess? Omg, Princess hands down.

** When you're lost, do you ask for directions? Yes, because I have a vagina and I do not want it getting raped.
** Of all your favorite foods, which one would you find the most difficult to give up for the rest of your life? Gigi’s Cupcakes and omg, did you hear Krispy Kremes might go out of business? Wtf?

** How often do you get your haircut? Describe your worst haircut. I don’t have it cut that often cause it’s growing out and my worst one is from the 2nd grade when my mom chopped my shit off with some dull scissors.

** If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? I’d like to be a cat cause they don’t do shit but lie around all day, play with some string, and eat. What could be better than that?

** If you had to give yourself a nickname what would it be? Peaches or Baby girl both nicknames that former friends called me and I didn’t mind being called those. Course, my husband calls me ‘kitten’ or ‘my little beach bunny’. Yeah, I know….I just threw up in my mouth a little too.
** Do good things come to those who wait? If they do, I’ve never seen it. Nor have I seen bad people get their day in Hell either.

** What three things you regret not learning to do? Cook, play the piano, and ballroom dance.
** How old were you when you learned to tie your shoes? I so don’t remember that. I do know that I tie backwards from everyone else. Thanks Dad.

** Who do you think you are? I think I’m the girl that makes everyone laugh and I’m the girl that will leave an impression on you for life whether it be a bad one or a great one.